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  • cbpds
    06-08 02:52 PM
    Appreciate your response kondur, we have submitted the original I94, hence we shd be fine.

    In my opinion, you do not really have to. here are a few points (to the best of my knowledge):

    1. Surrendering I 94 establishes the day/date when you left US.

    2. If you have more than one I 94 (from the same entry), the "white one" will be attached to your passport and others (that came with extension or change of status) will be attached to your approval notices. THEY ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SAME NUMBER. So, technically you have to surrender them all when you leave the country, but if you surrender any one of them, it still establishes the same thing and you do not need to do anything about the rest.

    3. If you forgot to return I 94 altogether, keep a record of your leaving US on specific date (copy of boarding passes, passport stamp of entry in another country etc) and you can use that as an evidence of leaving in time (if asked about it in future). OR you can return your I 94 at a laterdate with these copies attached to USCIS.

    I have not heard of anyone getting in trouble because of not returning I 94 (please correct me on this if any of you have heard of it) - as long as they did not overstay.




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  • GC_1000Watt
    01-03 02:05 AM
    1> just carried the usual documents required, job letter, tax returns, I-129, LCA, Paystubs etc. I also carried whatever documentation I could find for my previous employers like experience letter, last few paystubs etc. Also original of degrees/transcripts.

    2> I stayed at Hotel Real Del Rio which is less than a minute walk from the consulate. It's right behind the consulate infact. Very nice hotel; courteous staff. Recommended you do booking through expedia ($70), although expedia will not charge your credit card but you can carry the printout which will get you that rate. If you book directly with the hotel, the rate's much higher (close to $100)

    3> YEs, I got the tourist visa for mexico. Although nobody checked it anywhere, but I believe entering any country without valid visa/paperwork is illegal. Getting a mexican visa was very easy. You just go to the consulate/embassy, tell them you want to go to the US consulate in Tijuana for H-1b stamping. They issue you within the hour stamped. Cost about $36. Just get your H-1b petition with you for proof, and the appointment confirmation.

    4> The validity of H-1b depends on the validity of the petition I-797. Whatever period you have that for, will be stamped.

    5> He just asked me for job letter, asked me if I've applied for GC (I have), asked me that don't I have to work with them for a certain time (to which I replied I did and after I was eligible I changed employers using AC-21). He just read the job duties in my H-1B petition (most likely to check for any TAL related stuff). He remarked that inspite of my experience, my close-to-six-figure salary is a bit above slavery (to which I replied that I do get other benefits such as 401k, paid time-off, health/medical insurance etc.). He just asked some other questions such as what was my major in masters, how long I've been in US, had I worked in India, if so how long. I replied all of them. It appears he put that in the comments screen on his PC. And then he said he's approving it.

    It was basically a bar-like casual conversation I had with him. Within a few seconds of my start of the interview with IO, I knew he'll approve my visa. so it was pretty cool all along the way.

    Can you please let me know which website to book H1B visa interview appointment in Mexico and Canada?
    And please guide me on things to keep in mind while going for stamping.

    Thanks.




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  • gc_check
    06-26 03:23 PM
    trying go get an answer if any one can give some insight?

    Consult with you Attorney first, as this is a very rare scenario for any one to answer in the forum. Also see if you can get this addresses when you go for the actual FP, Try to carry all the documents, Passport, Driver's License, etc and the copy of the I-485/ I-765 etc where you have the correct names.

    Attorney is the best source of information in this scenario. Also call USCIS and request them what needs to be done in this case. Also you can get a InfoPASS appointment and get this corrected.




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  • akhilmahajan
    11-16 08:29 AM
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    If you are interested in meeting lawmakers please contact your state chapters, as they can help you in setting up an appointment. But before you do that you need to remember few things:-

    1. Firstly, you need to have your contact information updated.
    2. Secondly, you can only meet lawmaker on a weekday, so be ready to take a half day.
    3. Thirdly, this is very important, you yourself need to be very well educated on the issue, before you go and try to educate them.
    4. IV can help you and guide you and also provide material.

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  • aquarianf
    06-25 10:22 AM
    As we all know that priority dates became current in the latest visa bulletin. My lawyer made all my paper work ready and is about to file my paperwork with USCIS today. I am not sure if we can file the application a week before it actually becomes current.

    I heard some people say that it's actually allowed to file 3 or 4 days before it becomes current. I also read reports that some people's application was rejected because it was sent too early. I am not sure what to believe here. Does anybody has any information on this?


    Wait till 1st July. My friend who send his application on 29th May still waiting for receipt number but other friends who filed in June first week got their receipt number.




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  • Dhundhun
    07-21 06:17 PM
    Hi All,
    My skin test was positive, where as my x-ray was normal.Incase I get an RFE , Can I go to my PCP or need to go only to local health dept.

    Can some body guide me
    -Srarao
    $100-so far

    For people from India, skin test is usually positive and x-ray normal. No one gets RFE for that.

    Why they should give you RFE? Is there any hidden message, which I am unable to makeout from your post?



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  • gc_in_30_yrs
    11-21 01:16 PM
    I saw the following status on I-131

    Application Type: I131, APPLICATION FOR USCIS TRAVEL DOCUMENT

    Current Status: Document mailed to applicant.

    On November 21, 2007 we mailed the document to the address we have on file. You should receive the new document within 30 days. If you do not, or if you move before you get it, call customer service.


    Does it mean that I-131 is approved?

    Yes, I guess.




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  • vxg
    01-03 03:59 PM
    Namecheck is done on everyone applying for any US visa at consulate. There is a database which i think called a lookout system and if you get a hit than you will go through further checks. It happened in 2004 and she has to pay $85 fee give full fingerprints at Delhi consulate and took about 6 weeks to get cleared.

    vxg,

    How come they are doing namechecks on women? That is supposed to only for male from 17-45 years of age? Can you please clarify? what is namecheck or TechnologyAlertList (this is the only check they can likely do on women as per my understaning).

    What that namecheck on YOU or on your wife?

    Thanks.



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  • adobe howm
    09-23 11:50 AM
    09/22/2008: USCIS Ombudsman Assistance Available for EAD Delay Cases

    If your EAD applications are pending more than 90 days and you need ombudsman's assistance, the following steps should be take:
    Step 1: Call USCIS National Customer Service Center (NCSC) at 1-(800) 375-5283 and record the time/date of the call and the name/number of the customer service representative: Explain to the customer service representative that your EAD has been pending more than 90 days and ask for a �service request.� You should receive a response to your service request within a week.
    OR Ask the customer service representative to request an interim card for you. You should receive an EAD or response within a week.
    Step 2: If you choose to visit a local USCIS office, schedule an INFOPASS appointment to visit that office on www.infopass.uscis.gov. At the appointment, ask to apply for an interim EAD. Note that USCIS local offices no longer issue interim EADs. The local office can review your case and determine eligibility. The local office will forward your request to the USCIS service centers. You should receive an EAD or response within a week.
    Step 3: If you have tried both Step 1 and Step 2 and have still not received your EAD or an interim card, please email the ombudsman's office at cisombudsman.publicaffairs@dhs.gov with the details of your efforts. Please include the date and time of your call to the NCSC and the name of the customer service representative. If you visited a USCIS office, please provide that information. The office will look into your case and review how we may be of assistance.
    Source: www.immigration-law.com

    Thanks for the effort. this indeed reaches where it suppose to be - helping someone with similar need. appreciated. not sure how to give you my green though.




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  • samswas
    09-28 03:43 PM
    All,

    I have filled I-485 in 2007, PD is June 2006, EB2. I went to India and came back using my AP on 07/16/2008. I was working for the same company when I came back. I have changed my employer in April, and haven't filled for AC21 yet.

    Can you please help me with following question?
    My Question is: Will it be Okay to travel using Advance Parole after changing employer and not filled AC21? If anyone traveled like this, Can you please let me know what documents do I need to take with me?



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  • Ann Ruben
    05-13 03:20 PM
    I you manage a team of engineers who themselves hold university degrees, you may very well qualify for L-1A status and your chance of getting an approval could be better than if you refile the L-1B.




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  • hello
    11-29 02:50 PM
    I did not ask a lawyer.I saw this post and just asked the question.Thank You.



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  • swamy
    04-22 09:28 PM
    why ban- let bigots have their say too & demean themselves in full view (what kind of degenerate would use terms like 'anchor babies')




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  • tnite
    09-30 02:21 PM
    Can you please tell us what the RFE was about....Did you use AC21.

    Me and my spouse both have RFE....so i dont know what to expect. And I have used AC21 and changed jobs....I am just hoping it is not related to this.

    The RFE was for my I20's and OPT EAD card and Marriage certificate.



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  • harrydr
    01-06 08:05 AM
    Please advise if 5.5+ years of experience and an Advanced degree in Electronics would qualify me for porting me from EB2 to EB1. I have been waiting to file for my I-140 over an year now but things aren't looking anywhere near to it.

    So just wanted to understand if this was even legally possible.




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  • 123456mg
    07-29 04:16 AM
    Hi there,

    IV seems to be a terrific service to the immigration community. Kudos to the people who work hard to make it work.

    Has anyone heard of cases where immigration lawyers have successfully petitioned on behalf of parents of a US baby (way before the age of 18) to become GC holders or citizens?


    Hmmm..... good idea! Looks like you have a baby......

    I do not think in any country there are such laws in place. Why don't you write it to US congress and see if it gets passed!! You will find yourself at the end of few million illegal latinos.

    Good luck buddy!!



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  • b2visahelp
    07-09 04:41 PM
    1. My parents included their Indonesian bank statement in rupiah. And they went to US embassy in Jakarta, their hometown. Does it make a difference to go to other city after they got rejected twice? If so, which one?
    2. I had never gone back to Indonesia since I got the asylum. I'm not supposed to although I have already got my greencard. In fact, VO asked them if I ever went back to Indonesia. And my parents said no.
    3. I didn't include my US bank statement because my parents self-sponsor themselves. I don't have much anyway to sponsor them.

    Please let me know your advice. Thank you so much.




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  • md_alien
    06-22 11:55 AM
    Skin test is mandatory unless you provide proof to the USCIS civil surgeon that you have done skin test in the past and the results were "POSITIVE"

    As per my doc, if one has a "POSITIVE" skin reaction to PPD test, they should never take the skin test again as there is a danger of severe inflammation.

    Another point to note is that if the reaction to PPD is over 10mm (even if X-Ray is negative) USCIS might want documentation to prove that you have been evaluated by the State's Public Health Dept and undergoing treatment. This is my personal experience as I had 16mm reaction to PPD. I have a copy of the RFE and can upload a scan if it benefits the community in general.

    In US, a positive skin test result is interpreted as the person having had exposure to Tuberculin bacteria in the past which are lying dorman in his/her lungs. They will want to start a 4 mnth antibiotic treatment to eliminate the dormant bacteria. I'm currently on the course, 2 pills a day, although I had negative X-Ray. :mad: :mad: :mad:




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  • suren26
    07-24 12:54 PM
    My LAWYER is saying the same that i am leagal till FEB 2010(compelting 6 yrs). He is asking me to renew the H1B for 1 year based on I140 appeal. and apply for new LC & and I140 based on that and if it gets approved then rebew H1B for 3 yrs based in new approved I140.

    But some threads are saying that if you I485 gets denied then you have to reinstate the H1B, Is that true?




    it is ok
    01-08 11:20 AM
    Hi:

    While sending passport for Renewal, do I have to attach I-94, too alongwith Old Passport, or should I remove it..I am sending it by Certified Copy..

    Thanks,




    xu1
    08-24 01:43 PM
    hello days go by,
    kinda new here.
    is there a way to find out, out of 360K case overall, how many are EB1, EB2 or EB3? Or how many files in year 01, 02, and 03?

    overheard most are EB2/3 cases and not many 245i cases.

    One thing for sure is that no file in BEC is EB1. The rest is all guess:

    If the historic information can tell the present and future, then roughly for every 2 - 3 EB3, there is one EB2...

    The trackers at immigrationportal show not many 01 files left, and there're still quite some 02 and a lot of 03 in both BECs. DBEC tends to process a lot of 04/05 cases recently in LIFO manner, whereas PBEC is a bit more FIFO recently barring some cases that came out of regionals..



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